little nothings...

Some random guy in some random city sued Unilever ' for cheating and causing mental suffering' cos he has been using Axe Effect for seven years and not a single girl went out with him. Shut up! I have been using fair & lovely for 14 years and nothing happened. I dint climb one point on the whiteness meter. Unfair I say!! So, I have decided I will also press charges on them for making false promises, causing emotional trauma, and distress to my entire family , humiliation due to rejections by potential grooms who still considered me dark skinned after years and years of usage while they advertised promising results and the handsomest of young boys in 2 weeks. Cheating!! On another note, why do we Indians have this fair skin fantasy. Men, women, and specially mothers-in law are obsessed with fair skin and fair skinned bahus. Even a charcoal dark guy in India wants a 'white' wifey. Fool! first you gotta learn its fair and not white. Read more about that axe effec...

Ok. So i am a thousand steps away from striking point no 12 from this list  :D yeah , yesterday morning was something like wisdom-morning ( gyaanodayam...right no?? ) for me. It was one of those mornings when you wake up with ants in your pants and are all tensed about something and want that something to be on your priority list that day and the following days. Ever felt that? yeah it was that day for me.  In my dream, i was getting dressed for a party and was trying outfit after outfit and  I couldnt fit into any and I was finally out of options and dint have anything to wear for the party. So I skip the party, sit and sulk at home over tubs of chocolate icecream watching sex and the city and then cry myself into bed feeling envy for Carrie Bradshaw because she has THAT figure and all those designer clothes and handbags. I am crying and crying and crying while everyone was having fun and dancing to "Everybody.. Shake your body" at the party. I tell myself you are a sp...